- A fact to make you feel old: Monsters Inc. was released 11 years ago.
- Hula Teacher: Lilo, why are you all wet?
- Lilo: It's sandwich day. Every Thursday I take Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich...
- Hula Teacher: "Pudge" is a fish?
- Lilo: And today we were out of peanut butter. So I asked my sister what to give him, and she said 'a tuna sandwich'. I can't give Pudge tuna!
- Lilo: Do you know what tuna *is*?
- Hula Teacher: Fish?
- Lilo: IT'S FISH! If I give Pudge tuna, I'd be an abomination! I'm late because I had to go to the store and get peanut butter 'cause all we have is... is... stinkin' tuna!
- Hula Teacher: Lilo! Lilo, why is this so important?
- Lilo: Pudge controls the weather.
A 90 year old man holds hands with his 40+ boyfriend. People call him a pervert, no one knows he’s been hibernated for 70 years. People call another guy short. No one knows he has a serious genetic mutation that causes him to turn into a green raging monster. People call a man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting with his assassin of a wife who didn’t like the nest he had built them. People call a man stupid but they don’t know he is the norse god of thunder. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% of you won’t do it, because you do what you want.
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