"Money won’t make you happy"
Yeah, financial stability is just horrible
To all the ladies that reach down and grab the dick while making out with a dude…
You’re the real MVP
watering plants is so stressful like you can’t ask them if they need more or less? like is this enough for you, oh is this too much or do you need more water to grow, are you thirsty, shit are you drowning can you answer me P LE ASE
Congrats, you just proved you’re the biggest asshole out there.