Wow It’s mom, but I’m sleepy 

(Source: yotiechan)


"you look so cool"

"What’s the worst thing I’ve stolen? Probably little pieces of other people’s lives. Where I’ve either wasted their time or hurt them in some way. That’s the worst thing you can steal, the time of other people. You just can’t get that back."

Chester Bennington  (via sinkingsouls)

(Source: azlieh)

"It is so hard to leave—until you leave. And then it is the easiest goddamned thing in the world."

John Green, Paper Towns (via kushandwizdom)

"Money won’t make you happy"

Yeah, financial stability is just horrible

(Source: sherlockbringthejam)



To all the ladies that reach down and grab the dick while making out with a dude…

You’re the real MVP




watering plants is so stressful like you can’t ask them if they need more or less? like is this enough for you, oh is this too much or do you need more water to grow, are you thirsty, shit are you drowning can you answer me   P LE ASE

(Source: camel-eyelashes)


Congrats, you just proved you’re the biggest asshole out there.