say-zar:

ruinedchildhood:

biggest plot twist in all of history

*patiently waits 34787894745 years for sequel*

(Source: 2000ish)

nahshaw:

I won’t be satisfied with my life until I meet someone who’s a sarcastic piece of shit like me and is attractive and wants to fuck me bye

danglingthpider:

notcrazyiswear:

I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.

Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.

I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”

flacamaritza:

imjustme4995:

SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THIS IS FROM!!!

It’s from The L Word.

(Source: lwordforever)

dianevonthirstenberg:

wombat:

magdalena frackowiak backstage balmain s/s 2013

that jaw clench at the end is my new meaning to life

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

I was so sleep deprived the other day that I tried to zoom in on a paper

wtf I just made that post

oh wait that is my post

I havent slept in 2 days

(Source: thesassycat)

hecallsmepineappleprincess:

THE MOTHERFUCKING SHADE.

(Source: mr-psycho-bunny)

(Source: best-of-memes)

(Source: fourchette)